E for Edgar: Dallas here I am...

Local Time: 1.48 pm
Local Date: 13 August 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas

Good afternoon…how ya’ll doing? Arrived Dallas about 2 hours ago…drove all the way from LA non-stop….below are the details:-

Departure : 7.30 am from Los Angeles
Arrival : 10.30 am at Dallas
Total duration : Approx. 24 hours ( day-night-day)
Overnights : No
Drivers : Dad and me
Distance : Approx. 1500 miles which is about 2414 km
Rests : for excretion of yellow liquid and consumption of food
Warning : 1 from the Texas Department of Public Safety
Reason for warning: Speeding….limit was 65 miles/hour but I was doing 80…hahaha

This is what we drove:

the Buick Rendezous
by Edgar

This is what my father wore:

the visor which possesses the power to make you look stupid
by Edgar

This is what I was issued at 4.10 am:

warning from the Texas Department of Public Safety
by Edgar

Thank Buddha that I only received a Warning letter.. Would have needed to pay through my nose if I received a summon….lol…lucky shit….btw, the Officer was friendly…he even asked me where I was going and whether I enjoyed myself in LA…lol…actually, for once I wished the American Highway Patrols was as ‘efficient’ as Malaysian Traffic Police…hahaha…received the warning at freaking 4.10 am man….pu ki ma…at that fucking time also got patrol…nia hai…Malaysian Traffic Polices would be sleeping in their sarongs like dead Lebanese at that time….haih…

Here’s some brain food…..Texas is one of the most pious state in the whole of US….70% of their radio stations are Gospel…and alcohol is sold only in certain parts of the state…lol…didn’t see that coming…..we’re talking about America for God sake…the country where the moral of the young generation are ‘declining’…..the home of Playboy….the country where strip clubs and gentlemen clubs are in abundance…hahahah…its amazing how people from different ends of the moral spectrum can live together in harmony…=)