E for Edgar: Terrorist ...up your ass

Local time: 10.32 pm
Local date: 11 August 2006
Location: Tom Bradley International Airport, LA

I wish all the terrorists good health and wealth...they have made my life a living hell...thank you so much....if i met anyone of you, i would take my fist and stick it up your hairy Muslim ass...i would then grab hold of your intestines and pull every inch of it out and bondage your mothers with it....i was suppose to leave to Dallas from LA at 9.45 am yesterday but because of my fellow Muslim facists (as Bush put it), i couldn't make it for my flight and so happen all other flights to Dallas was fully booked....

packed airport
by Edgar

The check-in counter lady then told us to come the next morning and try for the 6.45 am flight....so we had to go back to aunts house again and to make matters worst, we had to carry our 30 plus kg suitcases back up to my aunts elevator-less apartment on the first floor...

so we then woke up at freaking 2.30 am the next day to try to make it for the 6.45 am flight....my aunt even took the effort of preparing cupcakes for us....damn nice of her....that was prolly the earliest breakfast i've had in my life....

Aunt Doris and Uncle Joe
by Edgar

we then arrived at the airport at 3.40 am....damn...it was fucking empty....felt like Singaporeans...lol...kiasu giler....

4.30 am at Tom Bradley am
by Edgar

waited till 4am for the counters to open...then we received the wonderful news that the 6.40 am flight to Dallas was fully booked and we had to try the 7.30 am flight.....UNBELIEVABLE.....woke up so fucking early for fucking fuckity fucks....cibai man...i felt like an asshole with piles...i'm actually blogging in the waiting lounge while waiting for the 7.30 am....and because we are paying staff price...we are the last priority....that means that if there are any empty seats, it will be given to people who pay full first....how great is that lar....couldn't be better....and guess what?.....our luggages are on teh 6.45 am flight and its already on the way to Dallas...lol...thats coz we checked in the bags for the 6.45 am flight....hahahah....quite sorhai but that to do....

i'll prolly be driving from Dallas to Atlanta...don't wanna go thru the trouble of lining up like a dog to find out that we can't board the flight....

so because we didn't fly y'day...we had one more day to spend in LA.....no prizes for guessing what we had for lunch lar....CHINESE FUCKING CIBAI FOOD......again!.....then went to South Coast Plaza to chill...didn't buy much...oh yeah...there was a Pioneer shop and I saw this super cool Scion (in case you didn't know...its like a sister company of Toyota)....the LCD at the back is bigger than my TV at home...lol...

big lcd
by Edgar

so here I am in Tom Bradley Airport stillw waiting for my flight....jsut found out that the 7.30 am one is full as well...HAIH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......have been walking from gate 9 to 14 and now i have to walk back to gate 9 to wait for the 8.40 am flight.....madhouse man....mad fucking house.....guess what i saw...i saw the longest line for Starbucks in my life.....its almost as long as the security line outside the terminal....lol....coffee desperate Americans....