Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Atlanta, Georgia finally

Local time: 4 am
Local date: 15th August 2006
Location: Atlanta, GA

Just arrived Atlanta about 12 hours ago. I got here by airplane. Doesn't it sound like a miracle? It was about 2 hours of flight time. Had Chinese for dinner. Why are you not surprised? Ha ha ha... I then went to get myself a prepaid number and here it is, 0014045470549. The stupid mahai thing that I don't like about American telcos is that they even charge for incoming calls/sms. What the fuck is that? They gave me like 125 free minutes and I paid 50 USD for the starter pack. It'll probably finish it in like...what... 2 seconds. Doesn't it sound like a con job? Its like RM 8 in Malaysia and they give u RM 30 free airtime. I think the owner of T-Mobile is bathing his maid with saffron juice. Vaginal douche. The worst thing is, I have no choice but to help the owner pay for the saffron being caught in this capitalistic world. Maybe I should just ask Maxis to open a branch here. I bet the Americans will then kiss my feet and lick my balls for coming up with such a great idea.

Anyways, my orientation will start at 8 am later. So I think I better go get some sleep or I'll look like a hiding-in-bunker-for-months Saddam.

Take care people.

Your friend

Edgar

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

it's only 1 week...i already miss ur humour...bathing his maid wit saffron juice...good one

Anonymous said...

EH, mana aku punya gambar nenek moyang ? Yang ada bijik bijik besar nyer. Cepat la!

Anonymous said...

damnnn dude! welcome to the US of frickin' A! hope you're doing good in GA, maybe i'll look you up when i get over there next year..

good luck n' all the best man!